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Craigslist...

So call me a total weirdo but I read craigslist personal ads when I get bored...

So a few days ago I stumbled across this...(*warning this ad is REAL,even I cant make up something this good)

SEXY STUD LOOKN 4 SUGAMAMA - w4w - 21 (DA HTS 216)

YES I AM A VERY ATTRACTIVE STUD/BUTCH LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT HAS MONEY AND IS WILLING TO SPOIL ME..I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT SO I NEED MONEY...I AM 5'6 I WEIGH 135 I AM LIGHT SKINNED. I AM BLACK AND HISPANIC. 21 YEARS OF AGE AND I AM LOOKIN FOR A WOMAN TO GIVE ME THE WORLD AND I WILL PLEASE HER SEXUALLY IN RETURN...IF THE RIGHT ONE COMES WE CAN START A RELATIONSHIP...YOUR PIC GETS MINE TRUST ME YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH...IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO GIVE ME THE WORLD DONT REPLY. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY...TRUST ME ONCE U SEE MY PICS U WILL BE HAPPY TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON ME...I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM U LADIES...WHEN U REPLY PLEAXE PUT SUGAMAMA IN THE SUBJECT LINE

Which makes me wonder can you really find a sugar mama on craigslist?
And isn't that an ad for prostitution...???
How come she didnt mention that diseased,mentally unstable,axe murders need not apply?
I guess nothing matters more than the mighty dollar....
I do give her an A for effort,because she was so honest,so any replies she get must be from someone who has nothing to do with their money in the middle of a recession?

Like can I do that?
Write a few words disrespect all laws of grammar and punctuation....Ask for someone to take care of me....and get it?

Hmmm...could it be something like this...

Attractive young student seeks Personal welfare system....(Cleveland,Ohio)

I am articulate well dressed,well bred 23yr old beauty student who is looking for a life sponsor to cater to my lifestyle while I'm bettering myself with education in the beauty industry.I'm a college student so I need finical support and health insurance....I have no children and I ask that you don't either(you shouldn't have any other finical burdens other than me),I live with mummy and daddy, so you must OWN your own home...But I am willing to let you rent me a condo close to my school.I enjoy shopping a few times a month so access to your Chase,Amex,401k and stocks is appreciated.....I am also on the first name basis with some of the sales ladies of my favorite stores,so you may need to open Saks,Nordstroms,and Torrid cards.My personal maintenance is also very important,so I only wear the finest Indian Remy hair,human lashes,pedi and manis twice a month......I ask that you only reply to this ad if you have the means to provide for me and my lifestyle.I look forward to reading your replies,please put "Attn; Life Sponsor" in the subject line.I will be arranging interviews,background/credit checks,and drug test for all potential friends...


Why am I tempted to post this just to see the replies I get?
Im sooo sure someone is just simple enough to respond...

Are we as a people so desperate in this "recession" that we resort to selling love?
And on craigslist none the less?




I wish her luck.....Hope she finds EXACTLY what she is looking for.

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