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No hetero?

I was sitting with one of my good friends this evening and the topic of heterosexual black men was the topic.....



We talked about how at one point is was pretty easy to spot a hetero man vs. a homo man....



But with todays fashion the same men that flocked to the stores for baggy rocawear jeans,long white tees,and crisp jordans have since traded that in for purple skinny jeans,Vnecks and skateboard shoes....But why?these are the same men who laughed a few years ago.....
Has gay become the new black?
I think its all pretty 'homo'...
The wonderful thing about fashion is that it doesnt define you.....But the old saying 'perception is reality' holds pretty true to me.

I cant really get with a 'grown man' wearing jeans that would give they average woman a yeast infection ridding on a damn skateboard.

It hot that Wayne,Kanye,and Pharrell have inspired young people of color to be different,but whats next now that 'different' is now mainstream?





..Great eff-ups in history....

1-The infamous blue dress.....Ms.Lewinsky why the EFF didnt you wash that dress?You ever heard of 'no fingerprints no evidence' or in ur case....

2-CBreezy....Did you really think you could beat the EFF out of a Island Gal and not pay?That girl prolly put a vodo curse on you and your career....

3-Republicans-Did your first female candiate for such a high office be so simple?why the EFF did you let her speak without a script?

4-Dr Conrad Murray...How long did you think you could prescribe a man who is 6'2 and weighs 120llbs elephant tranquilizers and not think he was gonna EFFing die?

5-Steve McNair- Rest in Peace homie......But did you really think you could EFF around with some young crazy middle eastern girl,buy her a truck,pay bills,and think you could just walk away when you wanted to??

6-BET why the EFF did you give Keyshia Cole her own show only to give Frankie and Neffie one too?Those unacceptable acts of coonery should NEVER be aired for the public!

And while Im at it...…

Craigslist...

So call me a total weirdo but I read craigslist personal ads when I get bored...

So a few days ago I stumbled across this...(*warning this ad is REAL,even I cant make up something this good)

SEXY STUD LOOKN 4 SUGAMAMA - w4w - 21 (DA HTS 216)

YES I AM A VERY ATTRACTIVE STUD/BUTCH LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT HAS MONEY AND IS WILLING TO SPOIL ME..I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT SO I NEED MONEY...I AM 5'6 I WEIGH 135 I AM LIGHT SKINNED. I AM BLACK AND HISPANIC. 21 YEARS OF AGE AND I AM LOOKIN FOR A WOMAN TO GIVE ME THE WORLD AND I WILL PLEASE HER SEXUALLY IN RETURN...IF THE RIGHT ONE COMES WE CAN START A RELATIONSHIP...YOUR PIC GETS MINE TRUST ME YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH...IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO GIVE ME THE WORLD DONT REPLY. SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY...TRUST ME ONCE U SEE MY PICS U WILL BE HAPPY TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON ME...I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM U LADIES...WHEN U REPLY PLEAXE PUT SUGAMAMA IN THE SUBJECT LINE

Which makes me wonder can you really find a sugar mama on craigslist?
And isn't th…

#randomfacts about me....

1-Ive always wanted a pogo stick;Im probably the most uncordinated person in the world...but its still worth a try

2-Im 5'9 maybe even 5'10....But something about those shorties gives me my life....Hmm maybe its the Napolean appeal?

3-The most played song on my iTues is the "the truth"-India Arie......

4-As much money as I spend on clothes....I HATE wear clothes..I would rather lounge in my underware.

5-I cant stand dirty flip flops.....especially white,I wear the white ones probably 2or3 good times and toss em...

6-Speaking of flip flops I used to be addicted to the old navy ones until they changed them...

7-I LOVE to eat with a spoon and a bowl....I prefer not to even use forks....

8-I dont drink nearly enough water as I should.

9-My favorite movie is 'Bronx tale'

10-I worked in a chinese food resturant for a summer...

11-I know how to horseback ride.

12-I love a person with quirks....I dig em,they make life interesting...

13-Tracy Chapman is my 2nd cousin....She is a …

'They say, 'Oh you graduated?' No, I decided I was finished'-Kayne West

Im all for higher education....
I believe we should all recieve some form of it, be it street,self,Harvard,etc...
But I also dont believe its for everyone(including myself).

Why do you need to study to be a writer?or a painter?
Why do you need to pay someone to teach you how to be creative?
Isnt it something you naturally have?
Why the french am I paying you to tell me my writing is(or isnt) any good?

I believe college is great for certain professions....lawyer,doctor,accountant,teacher...
Trust I make sure my Dr.has MD after her name and is license in the state of Ohio.

But for those of us who live for the arts...
It may not be our bag,
I know it isnt mine.
In the past few months Ive been talking to someone who has been giving me a bit of a push to get out of the fantasies that I have to go to college.
He has inspired me to be who I am,and do what I want to do.
As much as our alternative lifestyles and plans hurt our parents,
We have to do whats right for ourselves...
I would often tell him the thin…

Thanks for nothing....

aye boy thanks for nothing
i never knew enough about you babe
i guess i only have myself to blamenow im broken hearted and shattering
you were just playing a gamenothing anyone can do to convince me babe
i was living in a lie, just a masqueradenow i only know that ill never be the same
you were just playing a game


Thanks for nothing....

Something that has always had me interested....

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Now that is out of the way...

Well good people its summer time,
The best time of year,ladies are showing hard earned bodies,cook outs,the guys are showing off their finaced rims,etc etc...
One thing that baffles me as a black person every summer,why the french do white people tan?

Why do you purposely sit in the sun until your darker than me?

Its not even just a summer thing though.....

It could be Feburary in OHIO, and you have the NERVE to walk around looking like a ompa lumpa?

Then of course there are my FAVORITES,the ole been around the block broads who have been tanning since they were 16,probably about 55 now ,think the tanning bed is the greatest invention next to the stop lite,and look like a cookie in the face chics.
Gotta love em.
It amuses me to see em.
But you cant possibly tell me that you think you look good when your face reminds me of one of those chips ahoy cookies ("dont you want…

In loving memory of Michael Jackson....

Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009 After spending this past weekend in NYC,I remembered that the first time I went to NYC,Michael and Lisa Marie got married.When I was walking past the Trump towers(I believe) he was saying 'I do'......

I feel like part of my childhood is gone.

He was the man.Even the hardest of the thugs and criminals cant help but to want to moonwalk and grab their crotch when they hear the melody of a MJ tune......He was influental in the way we live our lives,dance,and music we listen to.He is a pop icon, and music royalty....no matter how damn weird he is.

Ill be the first to admit a grown man who lives with a chimp,and Emmanual Lewis,climbs trees and keeps girafs as pets is weird.....But the man scarficed his sanity,health,his and childrens lives to share his gift with the world.

I personally think he is better off gone.
Sound horrible?
Well think about it like this...
When a man is living on life support,and the family pulls the plug,because…