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The romper....

I love fashion.




Im a girl,I love shopping,fashion,colors,fabric,textures....




Ill admit that on weekend getaways Elle magazine can be my bible....




I work retail,so I almost get to shop for a living....




Tiffany,Chole,Gucci,Cavalli,Juicy are all welcome house guest to me.




But Im not a big trend follower....they kinda turn me off(except my maxi dress obession!)









So of course when my job(and some of my favorite retail fixes)showed their summer lines,




I was shocked




Possibly boarderline appauled....









What the eff is this?


A ROMPER?





Could this be the most god awful thing on the runway now?




What grown woman will willingly put on a ONESIE?

Like this is a honest question....Not only does it look like a yeast infection waiting to happen.....

But its a ONESIE....No one over the age of 2 should be wearing this...

Ladies,
Put it on with a sneaker,
Put it on with a pump,
...Maybe a stilleto too....
BUT IT IS STILL A ONESIE....

Ill admit its cute....but only on my 3yr old neice....
Something about a 24 yr old woman carrying…

My thoughts on Chris Brown....

"Chris Brown has copped a plea he'll spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence prgrm,5 years probation 4 assault. "

Now excuse me if I sound a little harsh but...

This little yellow fuck got 5years prob,and 180days community service?
Lets face it, the probation system sucks because chances are your gonna get a P.O. with probably 80other case,and he wont be checking your girlfriend for bitemarks...and he will probably do 30-60days of the community service.

Passionate am I?
Ill get to that reason later....probably in another blog...

Do I think he needs a harsher sentence tho most domestic abusers get lighter sentences?
YES!
Because he is a celebrity,young,male and BLACK he should be held to a higher standard because he is a role model....At one point did it become acceptable to beat your queen?And we all know this isnt the first time...

"How u gone ABUSE somebody? That aint yo body, that aint even their body..Thas a temple u messin with. Recognize what u doin!"-SGT Rev …

Twitter...

One of my favorite people to follow on twitter is Russel Simmons...

Influental is not even the word.

Can we say AMAZING?
I normally dont get into to celeb tweets,unless they are talking directly to me,but I say I must have to take heed to his words,knowing that 30years ago he was a poor kid from Hollis.

I stumbbled upon a post this morning that hit so close to home it changed my morning.
So being the fact that I am the Rev Run of my circle,i sat in my bathtub and forwarded it those in my circle and those i know who may needed a morning pick me up.

"If u wanna be rich. Start from the inside. First u must. Cleamse the heart of poverty"-R.Simmons

After sending this message to my circle I got several responses....

"how do you change something that has been embeded in your heart for so long?"-N.J

"ive been poor all my life"-F.V.

...First off,just because you been poor all your life, and your 23doesnt mean you have to be poor the rest of your life.....You have to be the …

I confess...I gotta probblem...

I like to shop.


I do,its almost like sex...hell almost better
The feeling of that cold,hard plastic in my hand is a rush.....

I remember when we first met,I was a freshman in college...I knew it was wrong....but it felt so good....Jordans,Purses,Dinners...It was love at first sight.

Capital One,Chase,Discover,Torrid,Victoria Secret,Nordstroms,hell occassionally Daddy's American Express Blue....And there was that time daddy got me a lane bryant card....They are all GOOD friends....
Good friends who have gotten me thru several break ups...
Deaths,Birthdays,Graduations....
These good friends have cost me a couple thousand dollars...

I love it all,I even have favorite shopping bags,recpeits,and sales assoc who know me by NAME,yea this is DEEP.....I work in retail,I should know better....Shouldnt I?

Never should a mang come from behind the counter to hug and shake hands...And ask about your mother...

Sad I know it is.
I know I have a probblem
Its hard to be a "Single black female addicted to …

This post is rated R

For RANDOM,

So I'm a big girl,its nooo secret
I like to eat all things tasty,
As cultured as I try to be in my plait,
And as much as I enjoy a big bowl of gnocchi,a cup of gelato,or some tabbouleh and feta cheese,

I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS.

Doesn't matter where I go,I crave em...

But on my last trip(before I moved back to Ohio) to sonic on 5 for $5,I got SUPER pissed.
Simply because there was an additional charge for CHEESE.

Sounds simple doesn't it?

But my question is why should I have to pay an additional .50-.70 cent for cheese?
I mean its American cheese,I can buy a pack of Kraft singles for $1.12(if its on sale)..
And who the french said i wanted American,just maybe I want Provolone,Swiss...maybe a lil Bleu crumbled inside of my mcdouble.....

Sounds simple?
Not exactly......think about how much you could really save if they didnt charge for cheese,or if you bought a burger and went home and had your own cheese...

You could possibly save atleast a couple hundred a year(if your the average…

Things Ill never understand.....

Things ill never understand...

How a man can say to another 'no homo' while wearing skin tight skinny jeans a satin scarf ..

How you can you can listen to gucci mane pulling into the church parking lot......

When a woman with 44ddd breast walks around with NO bra wearing a sun dress.

How you could roll a blunt on top of your bible....doesnt that qualify to first class to hell?

How you can sit and watch someone on their web cam eat popcorn,I dont care HOW famous you are,popcorn is just that popcorn.

If you kno there is a 30day return policy,how do you bring back a worn shirt from the 3rd of Oct....clearly its june.

When hoodrats have blackberrys....What is your business?You cant watch the stock for food stamps and Jordans rise and fall!You need not keep track of hair appts.

Grown men wearing the Kid(Kid and play)haircut....now you know..

How a woman(or a man) can screw someone with a neon green dick.Get in touch with your star player!

How someone can take pictures with a stack of $20s at…

10 places not to meet a date by ME

1-Craigslist .com.... Need i say anymore? 2-The free clinic waiting room That chic may have an itch.....and no health insurance 3-The plasma center Where can yall go on $75 4-Group therapy Yea your there....but umm so is she 5-Gay Clubs(if your str8 man seeking women)You may get a suprise... 6-18 and under clubs(if your 25) Please dont do it,someone will call dateline on you... 7-The bus stop/On the bus Please see 4 8-A strip club(if that's you occupation) Meeting you future spouse while your dancing on a table is soo not hott... 9-Any form of chatline... 10-The court house and or county jail...... "You can have my cornbread boo!"

Women...

Women are interesting creatures....

As one I know this first hand.

We do some of the most bold,triffling,ignorant,loving,horrible,caring things ever...

You still with me?

I have an acquantince,he is an amazing young man...Articulate,funny,godfearing,has a good govt job,and knows himself...Sounds like quite a catch,huh?

Welp ladies,he is celibate....Yes...he doesnt hump any and everything with a hole....

Not catching on?

HE DOESNT HAVE SEX.

So of course we as women(not me personally)have to try to "tempt" him,with our womanly parts and pieces.....

Ladies that PATHETIC....

What is the point of want a man who has the qualications of being a good husband and father if you plan to treat him like the average no good man?

Why try to pursue physical relations with HIM?

Im often amazed how so called "ladies"carry themselves.

Im not saying lets jump back into the 50's and put on apron.

But when as I walk down the street and watch young women will their large preggo bellies,foul mouths…

Quick plug...

I dont pay compliments freely... I dont lets be real, But this guy, Darren Anthony(or as I call him,the PRODIGY) has real talent,I dont know if im partical because Ive watched him grow up from a weirdo kid in his own world known as "Cyborg" into one the hottest underground artist that the midwest has to offer since Kanye.....Or he is simply just fire. Or could it be both? The comparisons to Drake,Lupe,Kanye and Cuddi are real revelent,but DA is bringing something completely different to the off beat hip hop sound of his peers.......The stray from the typical Cleveland sound of Bone Thugs,Fat Al and Chip the Ripper is a welcomed change. Stay tune for the rest. http://www.zshare.net/audio/61120476a89f001e/

God,I LOVE the black church....

I grew up in some form of church in my life...
Grannys,Uncle Rev(I didnt know his name was Nate for years),a cousin,a friend,some kinda church....

Where else would you want to be on a sunday?
The only place you could get a GOOD laugh,and a inspiration for the rest of the week.

I partically live for the women of the church...

First of is the Mother of the church,an elderly woman...Prolly about 80yrs old who sits in the back,because she doesnt have to sit in the front anymore,and secondly so she can get to the ladies room fast.

Then there is 1st lady,a beautiful graceful woman who looks like she is in the church fashion show EVERY week,she sits in the front and gives her husband tha adoring i-still-run-this look...She has about 3-6kids,all well mannered,well dressed and well behaved(welp on sunday atleast)

Oh..of course there is the choir director....Yea I know he isnt a woman,but I mean...well you get my point.He has a color that is related to food every sunday "Oh not honey,Im not weari…

Black Women More Likely To Have Vitamin D Deficiency,

Black Women More Likely To Have Vitamin D Deficien Black Women More Likely To Have Vitamin D Deficiency, Bacterial Vaginosis, Study Finds [May 27, 2009] Black women are nearly three times as likely as white women to have a vitamin D deficiency, which is linked with an increased risk of the vaginal infection bacterial vaginosis, according to a study published in the June issue of the Journal of Nutrition, the New York Times reports. Black women likely have lower levels of vitamin D because the higher amount of pigment in their skin prevents the body from absorbing the vitamin. For the study, researchers led by Lisa Bodnar, an assistant professor of epidemiology at the University of Pittsburgh, examined 209 white pregnant women and 260 black pregnant women at a Pittsburgh clinic. More than half of the women had low levels of vitamin D, the study found. Women whose vitamin D levels were 50 nanomoles or less had a 26% increased risk of BV, while women whose vitamin levels were less than 2…

I love ghetto weddings....

Its horrible...
I know...
Almost like wanting the bad guy to win..
Or even when you come thru the supermarket and you dont want anyone seeing you flip thru those gag tabs(you know the ones....with Jon&Kate,Chris&Rihanna on the cover)...

And I know its terrible but I LOVE ghetto weddings,you kno the ones you go to wondering why your ghetto cousin Nay Nay even invited you...

The ones where the food is catered by the bbq joint around the block,3bridesmaids are preg by one of the groomsmen...

They are like a drug....the cake is a sheet cake done by Krogers/HEB/Giant Eagle..the bride had the NERVE to wear white...I love it...Dont act like you have never seen one.

The type of wedding where there is a pictureman and airbrush background....PLEASE Dont act like you havent seen it...

Im random I know....